Stuff and Nonsense

Following up on BluWacky's comments, thank the maker for wicked mecha start-up sequences. It is quite disturbing that this hasn't failed to grow old, after all this time ^_^

Anyway, I have a chess puzzle for you all! White to move, mate in two moves:

Elapsed Time (seconds) =

If you can solve this in 5 minutes (300 seconds), mad props to your skills.

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Update (8/18/05): Yes, this is impossible. But wasn't it fun? R. gave this to me Tuesday on the bus, and I spent nearly an hour trying to figure it out. So of course I had to show to you all ^^ *snicker*